Now that it’s the future and you’re older, you’re probably wondering why I have 172,000 pictures of your little sister, and only, like, twelve of you…
Just for example, please remember the time I tried to take a picture of you with your new TOT ball after school, and how you squeezed your eyes shut.
Though most of the time when the camera came out, you ducked or dodged or ran away, but unfortunately for you, I had you trapped in the car that day.
You started doing this when you were two, just so you know, even when I paid massive sitting fees to have a professional take your picture. In half the proofs, your eyes would be squeezed shut. And I will be digging those pictures out and posting them on the blog… someday when I get a minute… just so you’ll know I’m telling the truth.
I hope by now, since it’s the future and you’re older, that you do realize I can still see you, even when your eyes are closed.
And I also hope by now, since it’s the future, that you have an incredibly photogenic little girl with gorgeous freckles and beautiful blue eyes who frustrates the daylights out of you when you try to take a picture of her.
That’s all. 🙂