OK, I’m just going to go ahead and spill it.
I’ve spent an awful lot of time on the internet lately.
Researching three basic ideas.
Want to know what they are?
I’ll tell you.
Just to confirm, even more, in your mind, that we are weird people.
You really, really want to know what I’ve been reading about on the internet?
Here are your three clues:
Just so you’re not surprised when the inevitable happens and we trade our glamourous, sophisticated life in the thriving city for the slower pace of Hooterville.
Or Cushing, Texas. Whatever.
One of these days.
And on a side note, in case you’re tempted to, for whatever reason, Google ‘Hooterville,’ just don’t. Trust me. Lesson learned the hard way… Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go gouge out my eyeballs.