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Kids Say the Darndest Things

Melissa Beene Ford/ Funny Stuff

As Baby A was eating her piece of cake, she said, “Toes want some!!” then put her foot on the table and stuck a tiny piece of cake between her toes, and told them, “There you go!”
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Yesterday on the way home from church, little nephew J had a tummy ache, and told his mommy, “I have a BIG sore throat in my tummy!”
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Daddy was singing to us , and KB whispered….”Mommy….Daddy sings like those little mans in the Wizard of Oz.”
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Baby A, toddling innocently into the room, says something like, “Shpthorhththashththasoierhipthshphth.” KB, sprinting breathlessly in behind her, says, “SHE’S TELLING ON ME AND I DIDN’T DO IT!!!”
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KB: “Daddy, why do you sleep in just panties?”
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KB, announcing to friends & family waiting at the hospital: “Its a girl!” “What’s her name?” “Minty.” (That would be the green My Little Pony, FYI).
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KB, after leaving the Brookshire’s Wildlife Museum full of dead, stuffed animals: “Mommy, I guess those animals didn’t have Jesus in their heart, and that’s why they went to the Brookshire’s Wildlife Museum and not to Heaven.”

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