One day last week Baby A went to Mothers Day Out.
BF asks: “Who did you play with today?”
Baby A answers, “A lee-lul girl.”
BF: “What was the little girl’s name?”
Baby A: “Miley Cyrus.”

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Last night at dinner Mimi noticed Baby A eating with her left hand.
Mimi: “Pawpaw, did you know Baby A is left handed?”
Pawpaw: “Yes.”
KB: “What am I?”
Mimi: “You’re right-handed.”
Mimi, to Cousin J (age 4): “J, are you right, or left handed?”
Cousin J: “I’m straight handed.”