HOW is it that two little girls, left semi-unsupervised for a couple of hours while mom and dad are on the other side of those big windows cleaning out the garage….how can two little girls do THIS????

A few thoughts come to mind.
* My kids are spoiled.
* My kids have too much stuff.
* My kids lack training.
* My kids should not be left semi-unsupervised while their parents clean out the garage 10 feet away.
* My kids need more ‘real’ work to do.

And I’m too despondent, crestfallen, lugubrious and disconsolate* to say anything more. Right now, I need to sit down and drink some vodka a cup of hot tea.

*thesaurus.com. You didn’t think that was all me, did you?